Rap About Me
Hello everyone...this is my 1st livejournal!!! First and foremost, thank you to BensonCabotBabe at mariska.com for inspiring me to make one of these. Also, my favorite thing on Earth is Law & Order:Special Victims Unit. My favorite episode is 911, and I love The Elbow (which, from here on, is NOT the band, but a new Liv move). A lot of people may not understand me, because I have AC/DC. Not the band (again), but the disorder, which I made up-it's a combination of ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder). AC/DC means Attention Compulsive Deficit Complex, which basically means I kinda tune out a lot and go into my own little world and think about SVU (unless I'm already watching it), and I also feel the need to wash my hands a lot, and do stupid things like count the stairs, going up with the correct foot first, tap my toothbrush 3 times right-side-up and three times upside-down on the edge of the sink when I finish brushing my teeth, blink twice in a row before going to bed, blah blah blah. If I don't do these things properly the first time, I have to go back and repeat them, sometimes multiple times, hence the OCD. Mind you, I've never been tested for any of these things, but I'm pretty sure I have them. I mean, look at me. Oh yeah, and here's a rap about me...
Yo my name is Jessi
And I'm never very messy
Cuz I have OCD
So don't you mess with me
Cuz I got no tact
But I love to act
On SVU, ER, Medium, and CSI
Cuz those my shows and that's no lie
I love to wear jeans
And I want to go to Queens
I'd love to go help out in New Orleans
I kinda like orange
But nothing rhymes with orange
So we're moving on
Cragen's name is Don
I'm grading for my black belt in karate and bo
For a year I've been a liberal vegan, you know
I like my baseball hat
Munch ain't a fan of cats
I bought two copies of the TV Guide
Cuz I found MH and CM inside
I got friends
Ain't it a shock?
And I love
Musica de rock
I got sarcasm
It's pretty nice
I got enough to go around the world twice
So there you go
Now you know
Me-I'm hitting "Send"
Cuz this is the end
HOLLA!
~Jessi
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